<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457</id><updated>2012-01-26T12:13:19.739-08:00</updated><category term='improv edits'/><title type='text'>Jill Bernard's Small Cute Book of Improv</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>265</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-3753347648050422646</id><published>2008-06-04T09:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-26T12:13:19.750-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE LATEST ON JILL BERNARD IS AT jillbernard.comJill Bernard's Small Cute Book of Improv, 4th Ed.Jill Bernard, a favorite on the improv festival circuit, shares her method of creating spontaneous characters, VAPAPO. This tiny book is an easy way to get more into the scene and less into your head with shortcuts to fuller, playful characters. This third edition features original essays on improv </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/3753347648050422646/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=3753347648050422646&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/3753347648050422646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/3753347648050422646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2008/06/jill-bernards-small-cute-book-of-improv.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-113547142816295853</id><published>2007-05-30T16:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-20T20:58:47.697-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>email me ~ or snail mail me at p.o. box 2376 minneapolis mn 55402 ~ or call me at 612-870-1230 ext. 2The home page of Jill Bernard, "the Steve McQueen of Minneapolis improv" has moved!  Please visit http://www.jillbernard.com for all the latest on my appearances with ComedySportz and Huge Theater, my solo improv show Drum Machine, my duos Resist Butch and SCRAM with Joe Bill, my improv classes, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113547142816295853'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113547142816295853'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/12/email-me-or-snail-mail-me-at-p.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-113547134839526828</id><published>2005-12-24T16:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-05-30T17:53:54.882-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>COMEDYSPORTZDid you know that I taught ComedySportz on MTV for the show Made?  It's true!  Episode 610 called "Comedian" that aired November 2, 2005.  Watch a clip here.    Click "Meet Alyssa."Call ComedySportz at 612-870-1230 and ask when I'm playing, it'll make them think I'm popular. Oh, that's also the number to call for reservations.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113547134839526828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113547134839526828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/12/comedysportz-did-you-know-that-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-113547060905748315</id><published>2005-12-24T16:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-09-29T22:20:26.862-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>HIRE JILL"The Queen of Minneapolis Improv" - Chicago MagazineTo book me in your city, email me. I can also coach your group, teach a workshop, and/or perform my one-woman show Drum Machine for a reasonable fee. Says Leigha Horton of the Velvet Elvises; "Jill, we loved having you in there with us...it was not only wonderful to get a different coaching point of view, but YOUR coaching point of view</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113547060905748315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113547060905748315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/12/hire-jill-queen-of-minneapolis-improv.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-113511355748167101</id><published>2005-12-20T13:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-03-27T13:05:37.703-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='improv edits'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>EDITING  I have made a Powerpoint presentation of this information, please email me at jbernard@comedysportztc.com, I'd be happy to send you a copy.Editing is a very cool way of getting from one scene to another without having a blackout.  It only works and is clear to the audience if everyone is decisive and knows what's happening.  Some people just clap (CLAP EDIT) or run in front to 'sweep' </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/113511355748167101/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=113511355748167101&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113511355748167101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113511355748167101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/12/editing-editing-is-very-cool-way-of.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-113494231669283383</id><published>2005-12-18T13:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-04-12T21:52:37.436-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Christmas was too much for little Jill"     Maxim Theory     YesAnd     CSZ Forums     Bad Dog Theatre     WNEP     CSZ Online Scheduler     Save the Sherriff     DGN Theater Geeks     Bus Line     CSZ Mail     Poets     Hot Spot Finder     Translator/     Improv Encyclopedia     Nate Parke‘s Blog     Nicholas’ Blog     Nate Hessburg‘s Blog     Ryan's blog     I‘m a Cat.  I‘m a Kitty Cat.     </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/113494231669283383/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=113494231669283383&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113494231669283383'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113494231669283383'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/12/christmas-was-too-much-for-little-jill.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-113420830635574551</id><published>2005-12-10T01:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-10T01:51:50.930-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Next week at Huge Wednesday we have the Mean Sisters plus a very special presentation of "Small Dog Fight Ring," my solo improv structure.  It's the last until 1/11/06!   You best be there or be so unbelievably square people use you as a coaster.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/113420830635574551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=113420830635574551&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113420830635574551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113420830635574551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/12/next-week-at-huge-wednesday-we-have.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-113350746272450512</id><published>2005-12-01T23:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-01T23:11:02.726-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It's the Holiday Season, and you know what that means!   ComedySportz and more ComedySportz!  If you see me, it means you're at a holiday party, look around to see if there's an open bar...Here are photos of our adventures!Well not quite, I'll also be at Huge Wednesdays every Wednesday (duh) and at the ComedySportz theater for the 8 and 10:30 shows on Saturdays 12/10, 12/17, Friday 12/30 -- and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/113350746272450512/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=113350746272450512&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113350746272450512'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113350746272450512'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/12/its-holiday-season-and-you-know-what.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-113332498002981885</id><published>2005-11-29T20:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-04-21T18:46:08.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>SUBMISSIONSI feel like we could do something layout-wise with pictures and box quotes on the three people that replied to me:Shaun Landry is the San Francisco Improv Festival Producerbox quote:  "The people who get into festivals are the ones whose material is not only incredible to watch, but they have a general idea of how to handle themselves in a submission package....they have followed the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/113332498002981885/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=113332498002981885&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113332498002981885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113332498002981885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/11/submissions-i-feel-like-we-could-do.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112905233749101095</id><published>2005-11-10T10:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-12T13:38:37.266-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Here's a clip about Alyssa Williams, the girl we coached for MTV Made.The show aired Wednesday 11/9 and has aired a bunch since then. Check your local listings for the "Comedian" episode!!  YAY!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112905233749101095/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112905233749101095&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112905233749101095'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112905233749101095'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/11/heres-clip-about-alyssa-williams-girl.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-113104284534813814</id><published>2005-11-03T10:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-03T10:34:05.360-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>You know who I love?The Bad Dog Theatre in Toronto.  Here!  Have a peek:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/113104284534813814/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=113104284534813814&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113104284534813814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113104284534813814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/11/you-know-who-i-love-bad-dog-theatre-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112866077581342941</id><published>2005-10-06T21:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-06T22:04:53.120-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>CREATURE FEATURECREATURE FEATUREFRIDAYS at MIDNIGHT at the Brave New WorkshopThe scariest improv in the wooooooooorrrrrrllllldddd!!!!!!!!Bwah ha ha ha!Seriously, come see it, $8.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112866077581342941/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112866077581342941&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112866077581342941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112866077581342941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/10/creature-feature-creature-feature.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112837365874536978</id><published>2005-10-03T14:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-03T14:07:38.750-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>This week at Huge Wednesday is Resist Butch, my duo with Butch Roy.  Seriously, it's the best improv I do, you should for sure come check it out.  Wednesday night homework can wait, y'all.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112837365874536978/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112837365874536978&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112837365874536978'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112837365874536978'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/10/this-week-at-huge-wednesday-is-resist.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112822255985904942</id><published>2005-10-01T20:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-01T20:09:41.503-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Come see me Sunday night with "Six Degrees of Home Construction" at Improv A Go Go 8pm Brave New Workshop.  Right on!! A GO GO!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112822255985904942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112822255985904942&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112822255985904942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112822255985904942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/10/come-see-me-sunday-night-with-six.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112794597012266022</id><published>2005-09-28T15:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-28T15:19:30.130-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Working in an office is really fun!  Today I made a shredding snowman!!Come to Huge Wednesday tonight, okay?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112794597012266022/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112794597012266022&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112794597012266022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112794597012266022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/09/working-in-office-is-really-fun-today.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112728714554822998</id><published>2005-09-21T00:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-21T01:13:44.683-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I've found a lovely new way to display my photo project 365 Days of Fuck You on line:a calendar!Thank you flickr!  That looks niiiice!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112728714554822998/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112728714554822998&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112728714554822998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112728714554822998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/09/ive-found-lovely-new-way-to-display-my.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112719950564316082</id><published>2005-09-19T23:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-20T21:31:10.403-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My cute dad scanned the poster from the Toronto Improv Festival.  Yeah, that's me in blue in all my punky glory.  It was cool to walk around Toronto and see my own face everywhere -- and not on a WANTED poster, yuk yuk!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112719950564316082/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112719950564316082&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112719950564316082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112719950564316082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/09/my-cute-dad-scanned-poster-from.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112717361423513498</id><published>2005-09-19T16:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-19T16:46:54.240-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Our friend R. Kevin has revealed the most important website in the world:http://beedogs.comIt's a web page of dogs in bee costumes.  Yes.  Dogs.  Wearing bee costumes.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112717361423513498/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112717361423513498&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112717361423513498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112717361423513498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/09/our-friend-r.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112710450143265149</id><published>2005-09-18T21:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-18T21:35:01.436-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>You're coming to Huge Wednesdays, right?  I don't have to keep telling you, right?  Right?  You will just come and bring all your pals with you...If you have any questions, please hit the "comments" below and ask away.  I will answer, yes yes.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112710450143265149/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112710450143265149&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112710450143265149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112710450143265149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/09/youre-coming-to-huge-wednesdays-right.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112663262451607328</id><published>2005-09-13T10:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-13T10:30:24.520-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Time for Huge Wednesday again!  YAY!  This week:Fingergun!Eddie Capshaw Tonight!HUGE Theater!Freesh baked cookies!*T-shirt raffles!*Super special things that you have to see to believe!*HUGE WednesdaysThe Old Arizona Theater!2821 Nicollet Avenue SouthMinneapolis$58 pmWednesdays alwaysSee you there!Go to www.hugetheater.com for directions!* - These are actual things, not harold team names.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112663262451607328/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112663262451607328&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112663262451607328'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112663262451607328'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/09/time-for-huge-wednesday-again-yay-this.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112651036345172311</id><published>2005-09-12T00:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-12T00:32:44.966-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I will not try any less hard to save the sheriff even though there are apparently 39,346 people who are better than my hard-fought personal best. I will save you, sheriff.  Just hang on, buddy, it might take a while.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112651036345172311/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112651036345172311&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112651036345172311'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112651036345172311'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/09/i-will-not-try-any-less-hard-to-save.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112598799490530125</id><published>2005-09-10T23:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-07T21:46:33.226-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>This weekend is S-E-A-T-T-L-E!! Yeah!  Who loves Seattle?  I do!  Well, I think I do, I haven't been there yet.On Saturday the 10th I'm teaching some workshops.  There might be space left.  Go to http://www.janeyappleseed.com/registration/, send e-mail to workshops@janeyappleseed.com, or call (206) 748-0698. Then on Saturday night I'm doing a show with my gal-pals Seattle goga and some menfolk </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112598799490530125/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112598799490530125&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112598799490530125'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112598799490530125'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/09/this-weekend-is-s-e-t-t-l-e-yeah-who.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112873749743517044</id><published>2005-09-07T19:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-11T10:40:29.660-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I've never recorded my most useless positive review:"...in the concept show Normalville , Stacey Hallal and Jill Bernard seemed more on their marks than their male colleagues, Asaf Ronen and Bob Ladewig." - Toronto's NOW MagazineWhat do you even do with that?  You can't put it on a poster.  Ehh.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112873749743517044/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112873749743517044&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112873749743517044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112873749743517044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/09/ive-never-recorded-my-most-useless.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112606209760009758</id><published>2005-09-06T20:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-06T20:01:37.600-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>This week at HUGE Wednesday:The dangerous improvisation of Five Man Job!The educational cartoons of Danny Washington!And, as always, HUGE Theater!You gotta!  You gotta come!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112606209760009758/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112606209760009758&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112606209760009758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112606209760009758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/09/this-week-at-huge-wednesday-dangerous.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112590247904896008</id><published>2005-09-04T23:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-04T23:41:19.056-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I apologize to those of you waiting for back-orders of Jill Bernard's Small Cute Book of Improv.  The new format means I have to go somewhere with a long stapler to staple them, I can't just do it at my house.  This never happens to Michael Crieghton.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112590247904896008/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112590247904896008&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112590247904896008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112590247904896008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/09/i-apologize-to-those-of-you-waiting.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112552053229553653</id><published>2005-08-31T13:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-31T13:35:32.303-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Y'all coming to HUGE WEDNESDAY tonight?  Because it's going to be the best ever YAY!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112552053229553653/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112552053229553653&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112552053229553653'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112552053229553653'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/08/yall-coming-to-huge-wednesday-tonight.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-113168668648547888</id><published>2005-08-25T21:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-12T13:37:32.906-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bob and I from the Toronto Improv Festival</title><summary type='text'>     CRW_6194    Originally uploaded by Impatient Theatre Co.. This was right before I made out with him for reals!  Only sloppy like we were genuinely the sulky teens we're playing.  It wasn't very romantic. But it was right in front of his real girlfriend, Stacey Hallal!  CRAZY!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/113168668648547888/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=113168668648547888&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113168668648547888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/113168668648547888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/08/bob-and-i-from-toronto-improv-festival.html' title='Bob and I from the Toronto Improv Festival'/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112502785860835053</id><published>2005-08-25T20:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-25T20:46:15.953-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>HERE WE GO TO ARIZONA!My solo show Drum Machine plus the awesome improv of the Originals! Saturday August 27 at 8PM, $10At Mardi Gras Comedy Club, 8040 East McDowell Road in Scottsdale, just East of Hayden Road. (480)970-5707.  YEAH!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112502785860835053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112502785860835053&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112502785860835053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112502785860835053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/08/here-we-go-to-arizona-my-solo-show.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112406079454675497</id><published>2005-08-14T16:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-15T21:15:12.856-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Scroll down to the bottom of the Toronto Improv Fest website and see if you see a sepia colored belly you recognize!  Aw yeah!  Toronto is next weekend.  Come check me out!I'm in Normalville on Friday and Drum Machine on Saturday.Look, I told an unfunny joke in the Toronto Star on Saturday to help the cause.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112406079454675497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112406079454675497&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112406079454675497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112406079454675497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/08/scroll-down-to-bottom-of-toronto.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112390544005556584</id><published>2005-08-12T20:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-12T20:57:20.063-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>UPDATE:  Bought air horn. Scrapped dog suit idea, going with more of a boxer look.  ha ha.  Will borrow dog ears and draw on a nose.  Hula hoops cost $4!   I think I will just hope there is a piece of rope or a cord I can use.   What I'm saying is,smalldogfightringis on!!Sunday, 8pm  ComedySportz.  3001 Hennepin Ave S, $1Sometimes I think of stupid solo improv structures, but never one this </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112390544005556584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112390544005556584&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112390544005556584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112390544005556584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/08/update-bought-air-horn.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112360830539669412</id><published>2005-08-09T10:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-09T10:25:05.406-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>This week my most exciting performance may well be at Improv A Go Go on Sunday 8/14 -- Wolf Blitzer Trio will debut the improv structure "Small Dog Fight Ring" if I can find an air horn, two hula hoops, and a dog suit.  This Sunday only Improv A Go Go will be at ComedySportz's theater.  If you want to seem me play ComedySportz, though, come on Thursday 8/11,Saturday 8/13 or Thursday 8/25.  Huge </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112360830539669412/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112360830539669412&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112360830539669412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112360830539669412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/08/this-week-my-most-exciting-performance.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112317728281047109</id><published>2005-08-04T10:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-04T10:41:22.816-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Attention fans of my photo project "365 Days of Fuck You!"  Would you like to view 3dofu in progress?  Here's a link: click on the picture to start the slideshow.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112317728281047109/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112317728281047109&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112317728281047109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112317728281047109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/08/attention-fans-of-my-photo-project-365.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112302433444338797</id><published>2005-08-02T16:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-02T16:17:44.330-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A little bit about me.Is it time for the quarterly update? If you're in the camp that's curious as to how am I really and not just what shows I'm doingand what cities I'm in, read on.In some ways I'm still climbing out of a deep dark hole that began when I quit Ramerican Rexpress in 2002. At the time I thought I'd be making a bajillion dollars doing corporate improv trainings, but that turned out</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112302433444338797/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112302433444338797&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112302433444338797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112302433444338797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/08/little-bit-about-me.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112287573314600155</id><published>2005-08-01T00:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-31T22:55:33.146-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>How come there are never any comments?  It makes me feel lonely.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112287573314600155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112287573314600155&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112287573314600155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112287573314600155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/08/how-come-there-are-never-any-comments.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112243276803263639</id><published>2005-07-31T10:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-31T22:54:29.696-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>HUGE WEDNESDAYSThe Old Arizona2821 Nicollet Avenue SouthEvery Wednesday8PM, $5612 871 0050http://www.hugetheater.comThis week at Huge Wednesday our guests arePlease Don't Blow Up Mr. Boban-a comic and tragic clown showandChampagne and Dynamite - two cutie boys doing improvandCarl Olson's standup.Can you say awesome?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112243276803263639/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112243276803263639&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112243276803263639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112243276803263639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/07/huge-wednesdays-old-arizona-2821.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-108852447539524947</id><published>2005-07-29T08:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-28T17:07:28.073-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Friday 7/29  is the very last performance of KUNG FU ISLAND.If it does not sell out it is because you are all bastards.Web details</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/108852447539524947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=108852447539524947&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108852447539524947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108852447539524947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/07/friday-729-is-very-last-performance-of.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112223758476025690</id><published>2005-07-24T13:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-25T22:34:33.983-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Yeah, an inappropriate skirt's fine." - Kelvin Hatle</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112223758476025690/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112223758476025690&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112223758476025690'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112223758476025690'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/07/yeah-inappropriate-skirts-fine.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112205493441728363</id><published>2005-07-22T10:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-22T10:55:35.326-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>If you visit Improv A Go Go this Sunday you will see a most amazing Wolf Blitzer Trio featuring Hatle and not pig.  Me as a human and Kelvin Hatle as Kelvin Hatle in a duo structure that is both brave and potentially poignant, at the same time vurry vurry funny.  Improv-A-Go-Go!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112205493441728363/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112205493441728363&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112205493441728363'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112205493441728363'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/07/if-you-visit-improv-go-go-this-sunday.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112102378408728802</id><published>2005-07-10T12:26:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-10T12:29:44.096-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Lookie! From 7/10/05  Pioneer Press!!   Jill Bernard beats drum for art of improvBY MATT PEIKEN"I'm much more famous on the 'Net than I am in real life," Jill Bernard says.You can't tell as much by the steady stream of people trickling into the Old Arizona Theater, tucked without a marquee next to a coffee shop at Nicollet Avenue and 28th Street. It's a Wednesday night, and Bernard is dressed for</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112102378408728802/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112102378408728802&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112102378408728802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112102378408728802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/07/lookie-from-71005-pioneer-press-jill.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112069055448868679</id><published>2005-07-06T15:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-06T16:40:22.166-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I wish I knew how to make a pretty pretty website, but I really don't.  I apologize, world.Someone tell me how to make the column to the right less scrunchy.Isn't it curious to be where you don't know what to do to fix things?  I can't make this website better and I can't change my headlight and oh there are oh so many other things on the list of things I can't make better.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112069055448868679/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112069055448868679&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112069055448868679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112069055448868679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/07/i-wish-i-knew-how-to-make-pretty.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112024723733443129</id><published>2005-07-01T12:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-01T12:47:17.340-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>PRESS! We actually got a nice little write-up in the free weekly City Pages this week! That's lovely, isn't it?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112024723733443129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112024723733443129&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112024723733443129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112024723733443129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/07/press-we-actually-got-nice-little.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-112015126308862743</id><published>2005-06-30T10:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-30T10:36:47.896-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>If this isn't the best photo ever I don't know what is.  God bless you, funny-city.com.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/112015126308862743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=112015126308862743&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112015126308862743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/112015126308862743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/06/if-this-isnt-best-photo-ever-i-dont.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-111954682029479587</id><published>2005-06-23T10:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T10:13:40.300-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Drum Machine is my solo improv show.I will never perform it in Minneapolis again. If you do not catch it this time, you will never ever see it and you'll kick yourself and boo hoo hoo all the way home. HUGE WEDNESDAYSThe Old Arizona2821 Nicollet Avenue SouthEvery Wednesday -- on June 29th, with Drum Machine and One Decent Channel 8PM, $5612 871 0050http://www.hugetheater.com</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/111954682029479587/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=111954682029479587&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111954682029479587'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111954682029479587'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/06/drum-machine-is-my-solo-improv-show.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-111816290718740754</id><published>2005-06-07T09:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-07T09:48:27.193-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A friend asked me "Why do you have an American flag on your car?" as if that's an insane thing for me to have.  ... as if the flag is only a symbol of America the killing machine and not America the land of opportunity.... as if being a liberal is, as the conservatives say, anti-American.... as if loving one's country but despising nearly every aspect of its foreign and domestic policy is an </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/111816290718740754/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=111816290718740754&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111816290718740754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111816290718740754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/06/friend-asked-me-why-do-you-have.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-111773486434932485</id><published>2005-06-02T10:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-02T10:58:30.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hey!  Huge Theater is going to be on State of the Arts on Minnesota Public Radio - Friday 10AM and 9PM - as they talk with improvisors from a bunch of disciplines.If you want to listen live go to 91.1FM or http://minnesota.publicradio.org/radio/If you want to listen after the fact they'll put it up in the archive pretty quickly.Listen as Dominic Papatola mocks everything I hold dear...again!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/111773486434932485/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=111773486434932485&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111773486434932485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111773486434932485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/06/hey-huge-theater-is-going-to-be-on.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-111755902023922242</id><published>2005-05-31T09:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T14:49:12.600-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hey Jill fans!One more week of my improv duo RESIST BUTCH at Improv-A-Go-Go - June 5, 8pm, Brave New Workshop $1! http://www.improvagogo.com  After that we're off to the San Francisco Improv Festival, shows June 9th, 10th and 11th.  http://www.sfimprovfestival.com/HUGE WEDNESDAYS - the improv &amp; more show - moves to the Old Arizona at Nicollet and 28th Street, two blocks north of Lake St.  Lots of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/111755902023922242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=111755902023922242&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111755902023922242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111755902023922242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/05/hey-jill-fans-one-more-week-of-my.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-111722191020722310</id><published>2005-05-27T12:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-27T12:25:17.170-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Huge Theater has an exciting new home!  We're 8PM every Wednesday at the Old Arizona Theater on 28th and Nicollet.  See you there!Resist Butch is the next two Sundays at Improv A Go Go Brave New Workshop, 8PM.  We will rock you til you're broken and that's a promise.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/111722191020722310/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=111722191020722310&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111722191020722310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111722191020722310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/05/huge-theater-has-exciting-new-home.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-111431901282573190</id><published>2005-04-23T22:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-23T22:08:08.220-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well howdee do, I won an award.Chicago Improv Festival "Avery Schreiber" Ambassador of Improv AwardJill BernardApril 18, 2005Avery Schreiber supported all forms of improvisation and sketch and play. Avery was a man who was beloved by all who met him. Avery gave Del his first chance to do a public performance of the Harold. Avery was on Broadway and on television doing variations of improv games. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/111431901282573190/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=111431901282573190&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111431901282573190'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111431901282573190'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/04/well-howdee-do-i-won-award.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-111308205558203589</id><published>2005-04-13T13:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-07T09:51:13.946-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>There are some of us who've been improvising in Minneapolis for a while that formed a little theater called Huge.  We've been bringing together the improv that we love with the craziest variety acts we can find to create HUGE WEDNESDAY! A hot new improv and variety show at the Old Arizona Theater at 28th and Nicollet, 8pm $5.   Come check it out, I beseach you! Visit http://</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/111308205558203589/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=111308205558203589&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111308205558203589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111308205558203589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/04/there-are-some-of-us-whove-been.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-111334558837642483</id><published>2005-04-12T15:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-24T09:17:31.110-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hey all -  Have I told you about the Chicago Improv Festival?  It's two solid weeks of fantastic improv from around the country -- and the world -- presented in the city that spawned it all.  I'm returning as what this month's Chicago magazine calls "the queen of improv in Minneapolis." See ifyou can't catch one or two of the following CIF extravaganzas!MONDAY 4/25I'll be part of "Combo Platter,"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/111334558837642483/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=111334558837642483&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111334558837642483'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/111334558837642483'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/04/hey-all-have-i-told-you-about-chicago.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110800731191385682</id><published>2005-04-02T19:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-27T09:38:52.896-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"What a stitch!" - Judith Guest, author Ordinary PeopleSTAGE PRODUCTION OF ORDINARY PEOPLE (BUT NOT) PARODIES CLASSIC FAMILY DRAMAHUGE THEATER's production of ORDINARY PEOPLE (BUT NOT), a send-up of the 1980 psychological drama of a family torn apart, received a surprise Guest at the Saturday March 25 performance -- Judith Guest, author of the novel ORDINARY PEOPLE, the source material for the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110800731191385682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110800731191385682&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110800731191385682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110800731191385682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/04/what-stitch-judith-guest-author.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110922041537392218</id><published>2005-03-24T20:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-15T21:12:42.870-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Please please come see me at Fool Fest!!   FOOLFEST 20052ND ANNUAL MINNESOTA MIME &amp; PHYSICAL THEATRE FESTIVAL Tuesday, March 15th – Saturday, March 26th 7:30 p.m. (some 2 p.m. matinees) 10:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday nights also Mounds Theatre - 1029 Hudson Road, St. Paul, MN 55106 ( Here's how to get there! )$12 in advance (CALL 612-302-9252), $15 at door, $10 students/seniors/groups. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110922041537392218/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110922041537392218&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110922041537392218'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110922041537392218'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/03/please-please-come-see-me-at-fool-fest.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110964850715132680</id><published>2005-02-28T19:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-28T19:41:47.153-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Holy cats, Jill Bernard fans, it's a fabulous time for some Jill!  Get your calendars out and your pencils sharpened, here it comes.  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE try to catch as many of these shows as you can, I desperately need your support.  MARCH 3 - a snippet of DRUM MACHINE, my solo show as part of the  Mean Sisters Variety Show at the Bryant Lake Bowl, 810 West Lake Street, Mpls 8:00PM, $10MARCH </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110964850715132680/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110964850715132680&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110964850715132680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110964850715132680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/02/holy-cats-jill-bernard-fans-its.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110888519177124469</id><published>2005-02-19T23:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-19T23:39:51.773-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It is a craptacular day.  In a true case of irony, and not the Alanis Morissette misnomer kind, my fish Senator Awesome has died an awful death because I've been all tied up pet-sitting for someone else.  Poor little dude.    I really should just stop trying.   I ran to K-Mart and got a nice big new tank with a filter for Fishy and Fishy-Fishy, who may have assisted in the demise of Senator </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110888519177124469/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110888519177124469&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110888519177124469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110888519177124469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/02/it-is-craptacular-day.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110852670213247690</id><published>2005-02-15T20:04:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-15T20:07:37.076-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'm just a fat girl in a tutu..do you still love me? Miami pictures by Jesse Parent submitted as evidence.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110852670213247690/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110852670213247690&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110852670213247690'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110852670213247690'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/02/im-just-fat-girl-in-tutu_15.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110680087875757874</id><published>2005-02-13T20:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-07T23:57:11.593-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>TINY IMPROV MASTER CLASS #1:  USING YOUR "WHERE" TO BUILD YOUR "WHO"Tiny Improv offers the following Master Class to adult improvisors of all skill levels:USING YOUR "WHERE" TO BUILD YOUR "WHO"Mikael Rudolph - InstructorFebruary 13, 3-6PM$40/$30 with college id or hardship approvalComedySportz Theater 3001 Hennepin Ave SEmail jbernard@comedysportztc.com to register! CLASS DESCRIPTION</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110680087875757874/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110680087875757874&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110680087875757874'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110680087875757874'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/02/tiny-improv-master-class-1-using-your.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110731635355676880</id><published>2005-02-01T19:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-07T23:59:21.980-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well!  Fresh back from the triumph of the Miami Improv Festival.com/And later this month I'm teaching at the Dirty South Improv Festival where I will also eat lots of genuine southern biscuits.  Check it!  http://dirtysouthimprov.com/dsif/workshops.html</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110731635355676880/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110731635355676880&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110731635355676880'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110731635355676880'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/02/well-fresh-back-from-triumph-of-miami.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110731654628072886</id><published>2005-01-29T14:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-01T19:55:46.280-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A cool thing is happening, all of us who were theater kids at Downers Grove North High School (good ol' DGN!) are getting together via the miracle of Yahoo groups.  If you were there in the late eighties/early nineties and you want in, just email me at jbernard@comedysportztc.com AW YEAH! It's kind of interesting how everyone turned out.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110731654628072886/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110731654628072886&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110731654628072886'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110731654628072886'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/01/cool-thing-is-happening-all-of-us-who.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110661147564504187</id><published>2005-01-24T15:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-24T16:04:35.646-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Next week we're going to Miami for the Miami Improv Festival.  I'm scared!  I've never been to Florida!  In addition to doing Drum Machine and teaching I'll be sitting in with Five Man Job because Lauren cannot make the trek.  So double-scary!  I have to do an actual Harold  AND pretend to be as cool as the legendary Lauren Anderson whom you should go see in the next Brave New Workshop Show </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110661147564504187/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110661147564504187&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110661147564504187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110661147564504187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/01/next-week-were-going-to-miami-for.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110479973578599251</id><published>2005-01-03T16:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-03T16:50:45.400-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My vanity project WOLF BLITZER trio is appearing at Improv A Go-Go in a suprize sneak-attack this Sunday, January 9, 8PM.  Visit http://www.improvagogo.com or just show up at the Brave New Workshop, 2605 Hennepin Ave, with a dollar in your fist.  HOORAY!Come see me in BlueProv at the Brave New Workshop too, it's January 28th 8PM (also the 29th, but I won't be there).  It's a benefit for the MN </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110479973578599251/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110479973578599251&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110479973578599251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110479973578599251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2005/01/my-vanity-project-wolf-blitzer-trio-is.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110365838643738108</id><published>2004-12-22T11:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-21T12:07:21.993-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>2005 is going to be exciting.  In January, more more more ComedySportz, and I start teaching ComedySportz and Tiny Improv classes.  In February, Drum Machine’s at the Miami Improv Festival, and I’m teaching at the Dirty South Improv Festival.  Also, Wolf Blitzer Trio will be at Improv -A-Go-Go, that’s vurry exciting.  Then in March, Drum Machine at the Mongoose Fest, and Resist Butch at </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110365838643738108/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110365838643738108&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110365838643738108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110365838643738108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/12/2005-is-going-to-be-exciting.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110365831859920795</id><published>2004-12-21T11:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-21T11:45:18.600-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Sometimes the make’em ups mean somethingI’m pretty proud of the Drum Machine show at Kitchen Sink last night, it had an actual message.   I really wanted to make the opening song part of the ending of the show, some way to bring the audience participation back in and wrap up with a big ending.  It just worked out naturally last night that the opening song was about how to measure a man and the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110365831859920795/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110365831859920795&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110365831859920795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110365831859920795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/12/sometimes-makeem-ups-mean-something-im.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110282541476611524</id><published>2004-12-11T20:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-11T20:23:34.766-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>And now updates are going to get even more sparse.   I don't have anyone's company time and company property to abuse.  Someday I'll get my own computer that hooks up to the internet but not anytime soon!  Boo. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110282541476611524/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110282541476611524&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110282541476611524'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110282541476611524'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/12/and-now-updates-are-going-to-get-even.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110175997725789602</id><published>2004-11-29T13:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-29T12:26:17.260-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well, it seems I do not update frequently enough to satisfy my rabid fans.  What you need to understand is that flash games are sometimes REALLY HARD and it might take me all day to get through Ploop and I've never finished Pharoah's Tomb!!  I have important things to do! That is what I am saying! </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110175997725789602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110175997725789602&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110175997725789602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110175997725789602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/11/well-it-seems-i-do-not-update.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110148573532019877</id><published>2004-11-26T08:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-26T08:15:35.320-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Did everyone have a Happy Thanksgiving?  I did.  And there's a bag of leftover turkey mere inches away.  Could life be better? </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110148573532019877/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110148573532019877&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110148573532019877'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110148573532019877'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/11/did-everyone-have-happy-thanksgiving-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-110006269122092246</id><published>2004-11-09T20:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T20:58:11.220-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well I'm back in Minneapolis!  My mother assumed I was dead.  See what happens when you don't read jillbernard.com?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/110006269122092246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=110006269122092246&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110006269122092246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/110006269122092246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/11/well-im-back-in-minneapolis-my-mother.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-109936920191969015</id><published>2004-11-01T20:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-01T20:20:01.920-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Now all the crazy travel begins!  University of Northern Iowa to hang out and teach with Doug Shaw and then Philadelphia for the Female Funny Fest and then Lexi and I are going to Moline to see Bette Midler.  What?  Okay.   That's crazy.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/109936920191969015/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=109936920191969015&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109936920191969015'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109936920191969015'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/11/now-all-crazy-travel-begins-university.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-109907896119205145</id><published>2004-10-29T13:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-11-01T20:17:00.223-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Tonight is the Improv Punch Out and Creature Feature at the Bryant Lake Bowl! EEEK! I'm the only female onstage alllllllll night. That's insane. But truthfully, lots of improv troupes are started by a bunch of guy friends who like improv, that's just from whence they sprang. Every time I talk about all-women groups someone gets their tighty-whities in a bundle, but all-guy groups exist in spades </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/109907896119205145/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=109907896119205145&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109907896119205145'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109907896119205145'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/10/tonight-is-improv-punch-out-and.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-109543391206391962</id><published>2004-10-21T08:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-24T07:39:35.080-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>“Just Like Willie Nelson,” the all-request improv show to get the IRS off Jill Bernard’s back. One night only -- 10:30 p.m., Thursday, October 21 at the ComedySportz Theater on the upper level of Calhoun Square mall, Lake Street and Hennepin Avenue in Uptown Minneapolis.Admission is five dollars, and then you bid for any scene, any song, any story, anything at all within the laws of physics </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/109543391206391962/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=109543391206391962&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109543391206391962'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109543391206391962'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/10/just-like-willie-nelson-all-request.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-109760466828611752</id><published>2004-10-12T11:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-12T11:11:08.286-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'> "Jill Bernard is insane!  The sexy kind of insane!"  - Noah Ginex, WNEP Theateror, alternately:"Jill Bernard is insane! The sexy kind of insane, like Mary Todd Lincoln insane, without the broken ankle from jumping onto the stage.  Wait, that was John Wilkes Booth.  Jill Bernard is John Wilkes Booth!"      -Noah Ginex, WNEP Theater</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/109760466828611752/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=109760466828611752&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109760466828611752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109760466828611752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/10/jill-bernard-is-insane-sexy-kind-of.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-109594664097771854</id><published>2004-09-23T06:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-29T07:44:34.963-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Did I neglect to mention Butch &amp; I are competing in Improv Punch Out!?!???!!  And appearing in a variety show?OCTOBER 15th &amp; 29th @ the Bryant Lake Bowl, 10pm $5IMPROV PUNCH OUT!The world premier of the Twin Cities own, head-to-head improv fight to the finish. The winner returns each week to defend the title, the first match features local heavyweights Fingergun versus the punk rock </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/109594664097771854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=109594664097771854&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109594664097771854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109594664097771854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/09/did-i-neglect-to-mention-butch-i-are.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-109467839203744616</id><published>2004-09-08T14:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-08T14:19:52.036-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Things I Like About John Kerry’s Agenda -- he pledges to:ECONOMY+ Offer tax credit for creating jobs *in* America.+ Lower deficit by ending corporate welfare, capping spending, reversing tax credits to wealthyCIVIL RIGHTS + Reform immigration + Fight ADA Notification ActHEALTHCARE + Make legislature’s health plan available to all people.EDUCATION+ Create National Education Trust </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/109467839203744616/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=109415727557123752&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109415727557123752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109415727557123752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/09/im-really-glad-i-never-have-to-flee.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' 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ComedySportz-Twin Cities were crowned 2004 ComedySportz World Champions this month!  It was like a dream.  We were neck-in-neck with hometown favorites Milwaukee and somehow pulled it out.  Oh my, how fabulous!  Why am I licking that trophy?  I don't know where it's been! </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/109382441517691355/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=109382441517691355&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109382441517691355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109382441517691355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/08/can-you-believe-it-comedysportz-twin.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-109354909461968879</id><published>2004-08-26T12:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-26T12:38:14.620-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Very soon I'll be teaching two sets of ComedySportz classes:Learn Improv from ComedySportz!Our ten-week workshops teach skills, boost confidence, and will ultimately gain you more friends. Each week we'll play different improv games; and learn exercises in team-building, trust, spontaneity, scene-building, accepting and conquering fears - and have a lot of fun in the process. The final week </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/109354909461968879/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=109354909461968879&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109354909461968879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109354909461968879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/08/very-soon-ill-be-teaching-two-sets-of.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-109354441792405754</id><published>2004-08-26T11:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-26T11:46:45.750-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'm back from Toronto!!  I swear, the Toronto Improv Festival has changed my life for the second year running.  I had great shows -- Drum Machine and Storybox, and taught a wonderful improv intensive with willing and able students from across the continent.  I saw my favorite improv show ever, Imp from New York.  What else happened?  Ten thousand things.  O Canada!  I stand on guard for thee! </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/109354441792405754/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=109354441792405754&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109354441792405754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109354441792405754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/08/im-back-from-toronto-i-swear-toronto.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-109211380360985319</id><published>2004-08-09T21:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-09T21:56:43.610-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WHERE CAN YOU SEE ME SATURDAY AUGUST 14??4:00 PM    	Religious PretensePresented by Best Yet Instant Theatre Productions 	Woman's Club of Minneapolis410 Oak Grove 	 11:20 PM    	Look Ma No Pants: The Last OnePresented by The Scrimshaw Brothers 	Loring Playhouse1635 Hennepin Avfor more info go to http://www.fringefestival.org</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/109211380360985319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=109211380360985319&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109211380360985319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109211380360985319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/08/where-can-you-see-me-saturday-august.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-109201732793670976</id><published>2004-08-08T19:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-08T19:08:47.936-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'm too tired to update properly.  Just a quick note to say the ComedySportz World Championships have just ended, they were fantastic, and we somehow seem to have won them.  How amazing!  Anyway, dear reader, I'm in Chicagoland helping my mommy pack and then I'm off to the Toronto Improv Festival for Drum Machine, Storybox; and to teach a workshop. Hooray! </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/109201732793670976/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=109201732793670976&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109201732793670976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109201732793670976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/08/im-too-tired-to-update-properly.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-109025237962252855</id><published>2004-07-19T08:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-19T08:53:17.180-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>ComedySportz workshops start in September!  Registration form here!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/109025237962252855/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=109025237962252855&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109025237962252855'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109025237962252855'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/07/comedysportz-workshops-start-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-109024796202159011</id><published>2004-07-19T07:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-19T07:41:15.633-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>If you were me, this would be your improv team and you would be the happiest girl in the world: </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/109024796202159011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=109024796202159011&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109024796202159011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/109024796202159011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/07/if-you-were-me-this-would-be-your.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-108991217874455871</id><published>2004-07-15T10:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-15T10:22:58.743-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I heard a rumor that Laura Bush is a man, and this is Defense of Marriage deal is all an elaborate double blind.   Did you hear that? </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/108991217874455871/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=108991217874455871&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108991217874455871'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108991217874455871'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/07/i-heard-rumor-that-laura-bush-is-man.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-108941040187806326</id><published>2004-07-09T14:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-09T15:00:01.876-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>George W. Bush's Platform1) Eat babies.2) Eat some more babies.3) Give large corporations free rein to rip off their shareholders and employees.4) Do whatever possible to drive a wedge between America and the Islamic world.  5) Go on vacation.  6) Limit the civil liberties of gays.  And women.  And...everyone.7) Increase the national deficit like it's the college credit card your daddy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/108941040187806326/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=108941040187806326&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108941040187806326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108941040187806326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/07/george-w.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-108913192662161936</id><published>2004-07-06T09:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-06T09:38:46.620-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Sundays July 11, 18 and 25th Resist Butch is at Improv-A-Go-Go!  Hooray! Resist Butch is a punk-rock improv duo featuring Jill Bernard and Butch Roy. Improv-A-Go-Go is a weekly improv show with all the best improv in town, only $1, 8pm, Sunday nights at the Brave New Workshop.The penultimate Look Ma No Pants variety show will feature my improv-alter-ego "Stealth Pig," a foul-mouthed little </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/108913192662161936/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=108913192662161936&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108913192662161936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108913192662161936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/07/sundays-july-11-18-and-25th-resist.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-108711235279383096</id><published>2004-06-13T00:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-08T09:47:47.163-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Lookie!  Press! I'm in the Juneau Empire.  Would've been page one too.  Stupid Gipper.Thursday, June 10, 2004 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Mad beats,' improv to take stage at HangarBy KORRY KEEKER JUNEAU EMPIRE This May, moments before Jill Bernard started to perform her one-woman show, "Drum Machine," at the Chicago Improv Festival, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/108711235279383096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=108711235279383096&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108711235279383096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108711235279383096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/06/lookie-press-im-in-juneau-empire.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-108585810324498997</id><published>2004-05-29T12:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-19T11:58:41.670-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Lookie!  Press! Improv A Go Go is in the Southwest JournalImprov a Go-Go enters the terrible twosLocal $1 comedy night helps build city's improv communityCheaper than a cup of joe at a coffee shop and just as stimulating, the Brave New Workshop's Sunday night comedy show Improv a Go-Go recently celebrated its second anniversary.The two-hour Lowry Hill East show costs just $1 and, primarily</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/108585810324498997/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=108585810324498997&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108585810324498997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108585810324498997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/05/lookie-press-improv-go-go-is-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-108543062570809631</id><published>2004-05-24T13:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-29T12:19:37.576-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Go here for info on Bassprov Workshops --Mark Sutton and Joe Bill, two of the nation's finest improv teachers, will be in town June 11 &amp; 12 doing "Bassprov" and teaching improv workshops, not to be missed!!! </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/108543062570809631/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=108543062570809631&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108543062570809631'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108543062570809631'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/05/go-here-for-info-on-bassprov-workshops.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-108518522741456419</id><published>2004-05-21T17:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-21T17:20:27.413-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'm going to Spokane, Washington and then Juneau, Alaska.  Crazy, no?SPOKANE: (June 4th and 5th)  We have special guest appearance by a ComedySportz player from the Twin Cities (Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnesota):  Jill Bernard. She will perform her famous solo improv show: Drum Machine after the ComedySportz show on Saturday, June 5thJUNEAU:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/108518522741456419/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=108518522741456419&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108518522741456419'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108518522741456419'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/05/im-going-to-spokane-washington-and.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-108331079942032862</id><published>2004-04-30T00:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-30T00:44:57.686-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hey I'm going to be on the radio today, what do you think about that?  It's a show called State of the Arts at 10am.  That's 91.1 on your FM dial if you live in the Minneapolis zone, or on the web here.  I talked and talked but forgot to plug anything that I'm doing within 400 miles of here.  I'm a dunderhead.  But I did get pretty high-falutin' about improv theory, we'll see how it edited down </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/108331079942032862/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=108331079942032862&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108331079942032862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108331079942032862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/04/hey-im-going-to-be-on-radio-today-what.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-108268555889460815</id><published>2004-04-22T18:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-22T19:04:51.046-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I know!  It's hard to keep track of all the Jill Bernard comings and goings at the Chicago Improv Festival.  Well have no worries, friend.  Here's your official scorecard to clip n' save:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/108268555889460815/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=108268555889460815&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108268555889460815'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108268555889460815'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/04/i-know-its-hard-to-keep-track-of-all.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-108226708816558472</id><published>2004-04-17T22:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-17T22:47:42.466-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well the benefit shows are over.  Thanks to everyone who came.  My cut of the earnings will probably cover most of what must occur in Chicago.    It's going to be tight -- but if we've learned one thing, it's that it's possible to get by in Chicago on fifty cents a day if you like nutty bars.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/108226708816558472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=108226708816558472&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108226708816558472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108226708816558472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/04/well-benefit-shows-are-over.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-108131521878656300</id><published>2004-04-06T22:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-06T22:28:41.733-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Please come to a special benefit show: FRIDAY APRIL 16Fire Up the Funny Car Brave New Workshop (2605 Hennepin Ave, Uptown Minneapolis), 10:30 PM $10It's a banner year for Minneapolis improv!  Four groups from Minneapolis were selected to go to the Chicago Improv Festival - Ferrari McSpeedy (CIF Duo selection), Five Man Job (CIF Ensemble selection) Cordoroy Rogers (CIF Fringe) and Jill </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/108131521878656300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=108131521878656300&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108131521878656300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/108131521878656300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/04/please-come-to-special-benefit-show.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-107864906219051140</id><published>2004-03-07T00:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-04-06T22:23:33.810-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I don't have a job.  Will you find me one?  Which is to say I have a temp job, but I just sit there praying fairies will come and open a magic portal in the filing room.  Please help me.   HEY!  Here's a show you should come see:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/107864906219051140/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=107864906219051140&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/107864906219051140'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/107864906219051140'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/03/i-dont-have-job.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-107758741641591881</id><published>2004-02-23T17:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-02-25T15:46:06.780-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well, I've finished my last shows in Chicago, and my last IO class.  One more Annoyance class and that's the end of my Chicago improv experience.  Pretty amazing.  This weekend I'm headed off to the  Dirty South Improv Festival and then back here for a couple of days, and then, after that...HOME!!!!...Minneapolis here I come.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/107758741641591881/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=107758741641591881&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/107758741641591881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/107758741641591881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/02/well-ive-finished-my-last-shows-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-107734514054095056</id><published>2004-02-20T22:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-02-20T22:34:40.343-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Check this incredibly sweet thing my pal Jonathan Pitts just wrote on the WNEP bulletin board: Folks, if you haven't seen Jill Bernard improvise, then you are missing something rare and wonderful. She only has two more shows this weekend, and then she's moving back home to Minneapolis.Jill is one of the best improvisers, actors, performers I've ever had the blessing to perform/create on stage</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/107734514054095056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=107734514054095056&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/107734514054095056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/107734514054095056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2004/02/check-this-incredibly-sweet-thing-my.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-107189965733614572</id><published>2003-12-19T21:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2003-12-19T21:58:22.483-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Excuse me, Miss Bernard, now that the The Improv A Go Go Tour has come and gone, what shows are you working on currently?Oh cheesy crow, I'm glad you asked!  I'm working on Storybox, a De Maat Showcase show at the Second City Training Center, it's Saturdays January 10 - February 28 at 8PM.   Also I'm in Defending Your Life at the Lakeshore Theater, Saturdays January 24 - February 28 at 10:30PM.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/107189965733614572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=107189965733614572&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/107189965733614572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/107189965733614572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2003/12/excuse-me-miss-bernard-now-that-the.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-107164676423564057</id><published>2003-12-16T23:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2003-12-16T23:40:15.950-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hey!  I'm officially teaching at Dirty South Improv Festival.  That's cool, eh?  Check it!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/107164676423564057/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=107164676423564057&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/107164676423564057'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/107164676423564057'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2003/12/hey-im-officially-teaching-at-dirty.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-107008672254677631</id><published>2003-11-28T22:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-01-29T00:35:55.093-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Minneapolis' best improv comes to Chicago for one night only!  The Improv A Go Go Tour featuring Five Man Job - a hot three person rapid-fire team Ferrari McSpeedy - Joe Bozic, formerly of Mr. Fancypants, and Mike Fotisthe Ted Experience - an energenic group of fiesty upstartsDrum Machine - Jill Bernard's solo improv At the Studio Theater Lab 4251 Lincoln Ave NDecember 18th!  8PM!   </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/107008672254677631/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=107008672254677631&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/107008672254677631'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/107008672254677631'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2003/11/minneapolis-best-improv-comes-to.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-106929067036628754</id><published>2003-11-19T17:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2003-11-26T22:23:30.170-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Drum Machine Viewings a'plenty!!  December 18th 8PM The Improv A Go Go TourStudio Theater Lab in the Inside Out Art Studios4251 North Lincoln Ave, Chicago.And also!  See me in Philadelphia as part of Tapestry Theatre’s 3rd Annual Female Funny Fest.  Shows all week December 1-4, tell your pals, and visit their website for the line-up and schedule.  Philadelphia's City Paper wrote on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/106929067036628754/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=106929067036628754&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/106929067036628754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/106929067036628754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2003/11/drum-machine-viewings-aplenty-december.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287457.post-106727774221747542</id><published>2003-10-27T10:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2003-10-27T10:03:23.703-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Here's me new show!!!Sybilization Sundays 8pm thru 12/7 The Playground Theater 3341 N Lincoln Ave Chicago, IL 60657 773-871-3793 $8 Created and Directed by: Andy Eninger About Sybilization: "Sybilization" presents talented Chicago improvisers in completely spontaneous solo performances. Starting with an audience suggestion, performers embark on the ultimate challenge - creating </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/feeds/106727774221747542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3287457&amp;postID=106727774221747542&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/106727774221747542'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3287457/posts/default/106727774221747542'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jillbernard.blogspot.com/2003/10/heres-me-new-show-sybilization-sundays.html' title=''/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12256907782965206856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JuDWdwWWMiI/SIoBLGvEiXI/AAAAAAAAABU/ZxpdP8F78Zs/S220/jill.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
